got beef? get bullet-proof!

are you afraid of bullets ringing your head? well check out the first bulletproof hoodie, that is definitely haterific. your haterz will hate you more, and the best thing is they can't kill you:


its made of "2mm of Type IIA bulletproofing, enough to stop a 9mm full-metal-jacket round at a velocity of 1,090 feet-per-second"

pros:
-you can be shot and not bleed
-keep the haterz flourishing in hate

cons:
-protects everything below the neck-line to the abdomen (just hope your attacker doesn't aim for your brainz!)
-costs $600+

good luck!